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男人手机上死都不删的50条短信[ 转帖 2007-12-21 22:30:51 ]
1.老夫妇去拍照，摄影师问：“大爷，您是要侧光，逆光，还是全光？"，大爷腼腆的说：“我是无所谓，能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？"
3.两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦！
4.俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想：裸餐！找找从前的感觉！脱光后老太婆道：我还有反应耶！乳 房还和年轻时一样发热！老头斜了一眼道：耷拉到汤里了！
5.四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我...
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